all these easter puns really eggravate me
if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women
Porn quality is amazing. Kind of surprising since the directors only use one hand.
Instagram has turned me into a nike freak
Easter selfie ft my kitty, Casserole.
*wins the lottery but doesn’t take the prize money* It’s a metaphor, you see.
"Dammit if Jesus comes again so will I"