Doug is a hoe 😘

illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

meladoodle:

*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i  look great

pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

annehathawillannehathaway:

this should be a trojan ad

annehathawillannehathaway:

this should be a trojan ad

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

vinebox:

she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.

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