*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness
*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
I FUCKED UP
*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i look great
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
this should be a trojan ad
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.