you can’t no one can be a bad bitch like me soz
when your friend says something really kinky
once someone unfollowed me for “being a hater”
this happened in 2014
:) I’ve done more than that…
when you flawlessly rap that verse
once this guy got on the bus at the same time as me and we both got off at the last stop, I’d say that’s pretty far
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*