Doug is a hoe 😘

deepfriedfeminism:

Steal His Look: guy who still hasn’t found his berries

YSL Rouge Pur Couture Lipstick #27 in Fuchsia Innocent: $40.61
Gucci Soft Black Precise Sculpting Brow Pencil: $32
A lei: $3.00
An orange : $0.69

chlorineblondie:

my hot topic phase never ended, it just kinda got more refined and tasteful with age like a fancy, mall gothy wine

livefitdiefit:

therule-breaker:

princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better

I thought I was the only one


happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

cartel:

The worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not

intensional:

Steal His Look: Justin Bieber

Pleaser Indulge 3000 Red Boots - $79

Fake Abs T-Shirt - $15

Temporary Tattoos - $5

asmartkid:


where do the lies end

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

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