i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
"i just broke up with my -"
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce
this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough
avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this
I am getting high off life :)