Doug is a hoe bitchiest bitch

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

profoak:

"oops"

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

image

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

tup0ck:

*buys heroine*

poindexterious:

Imagine the buisness id make if i sold water that made you thirsty

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