Doug is a hoe 😘

automatically:

when the person you don’t like starts talking

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reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

n4uticalbliss:

mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

This gives me hope

illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

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